USB letter opener makes convergence look bad

Technology these days is all about convergence. It's about combining devices that work in harmony with each other, making your life easier in the process. Like a camera in a phone or GPS in a car, combining new technologies makes for better products all around.

Well, usually. In the case of this USB letter opener with an alarm clock built in, I'm not so sure. I mean, if you want all those items on your desk, then great, you can save space. But since when does a letter opener need a USB hub built in? Also, who uses electric letter openers? Just user your finger or at least get one of those knife-like letter openers. How lazy are you, anyways?

TDC Trade, via Crave