Phone lighter helps you keep your dirty little secret

If you're still hiding your cigarette smoking habit from mom and dad every time you go home for the holidays, you might need to work at being a bit more covert so you don't get the third degree when mom finds a lighter in your pocket. This might look like a cell phone, but it's actually a butane lighter. So sneaky!

It looks like a DoCoMo phone, which, unless you're in Japan, isn't that common, but I'm going to go ahead and assume your mom isn't as up-to-date with the current phone market as you are. Oh, and there's another option: quit being such a wuss, tell your parents you smoke and to deal with it. It's cheaper, less sneaky, and you won't have to worry about explaining why you carry around two phones.

Phone Lighter, via Tokyo Mango