Look, I know that technology is supposed to make our lives easier and everything, but some things are already so easy that we need no assistance. I'm all for having my work day made easier via e-mail and Wi-Fi and all that, but rock, paper, scissors? Yeah, I think I can handle that on my own, thanks.
Well, despite my protests, the Electronic Rock, Paper, Scissors exists. Rather than deciding for yourself what hand motion you're gonna throw, you simply hit a button and one is randomly selected for you. Your dim-witted opponent does the same, and the "game" lets you know who won. Boy, sounds… fun. If you go ahead and buy this, just consider the $9 a stupidity tax.