Do you enjoy television? Do you enjoy drinking? Do you decorate your apartment like a model home of the future from the 1960s? If you answered yes to all of those questions, then do I have a product for you. The Pop-Up TV-Liquor Cabinet hides your hooch supply underneath your TV, which is built into a relatively ugly cylinder that will probably look pretty stupid in your living room. But hey, the TV lifts up! It's so futuristic!
Alternatively, you could always just have a regular TV and keep your booze on a shelf or in a regular cabinet. But I guess that wouldn't be as impressive or prove to your guests that money can't buy good taste.