Need to get across the office fast? I mean really fast. Faster than you could go while running. Well, you don't need wheels to do that. Just grab some Carpet Skates, slap them on over your shoes, and zip across the office at speeds that are sure to be completely unsafe.
Yeah, you might give yourself a concussion by running head-first into an open filing cabinet, but what fun is life without a little risk? These babies are like sliding on a wood floor in socks taken to the next level. Plus, you can use them at work, and any excuse to let off some steam at work is a good one. Just tell the boss it'll make you more efficient. They probably won't buy it, but it's worth a shot.