Got a feeling your significant other is cheating on you? The Nokia N95 spy phone is dying to be your personal eavesdropper. The plan: Give him or her the phone as a present. To them, it'll look and function just like a regular N95, but the techno-spy will secretly be relaying both phone conversations and face-to-face ones (via the built-in room mike) over to you. Plus you'll intercept all text messages received and sent by the phone, and it'll even tell you which cell site it's nearest to. Don't worry about your target swapping out the SIM card — you'll get an alert for that, too. If they turn out to be innocent, just swap the Spy Phone for a regular N95 some evening. Diabolical!
Of course, if there's someone that you know you'd actually give this thing to, I'd say you have serious trust issues. At least you probably don't have financial issues, since the N95 Spy Phone costs an are-you-kidding-me $4,250. Still, a private investigator would probably be cheaper, Captain Paranoid.