This Issho Ni Nenne plush doll for babies does more than just provide a soft item for your spawn to cling to when you desert it in the crib. Oh no, we wouldn't post about something so boring. This thing does much more than that. It contains a digital audio player that's loaded up with womb sounds, comforting your supine seedling with the uterine whooshing that they miss so, so badly.
How did they get authentic womb sounds, you ask? How do you think? Via an internal microphone, of course. Hey, it might sound uncomfortable, but it's for stuffed animal technology, so it was totally worth it. And with the womb doll costing a mere $45, I don't see how it will fail.