Apparently, some people just aren't satisfied with the adequate yet boringly relaxing qualities of furniture like a bed or a couch. No, they need something that's loaded with expensive electronics. Something that's ostentatious and expensive. Something like this Relaxone.
Basically, the Relaxone is one of those massage chairs they have at the mall that are awesome for a minute or two and then really uncomfortable crammed inside a big ball. The ball provides light deprivation, I guess, and makes the entire thing really ridiculous looking. You are also supposed to listen to specially composed music while inside, but I don't think there's anything stopping you from putting on Nickelback instead if you're so inclined. No word on pricing, but I'm sure it's insanely expensive.