We recently found a phone headset embedded in a pillow, which we thought was pretty bizarre, but these Lederhosen make that pillow seem as normal as a RAZR.
The pants don't just have some Bluetooth functionality built in, but actually an entire, functioning phone. As you can see, there are controls along the leg, and apparently there's a mouthpiece in the suspender straps, although I'm having trouble picturing how the entire contraption works. In any case, look for these to be the new hot item this year on the runways.
OK, I'm lying, they're totally ridiculous.