Attention, morons! Do you have an extra $1,000,000 kicking around? Would you like to spend it on something that is clearly not worth anywhere near $1,000,000? Well then, I have the perfect product for you. It's the first million-dollar laptop, a computer that's worth maybe $2,000 that happens to have some diamonds on it and that's about it. Diamonds may be forever, but this computer is sure to go out of date in a couple of years.

So where do they get off charging this much? Well, you get a Blu-ray player, isn't that enough? In addition to that, the screen cleans itself somehow, which is kind of cool. You also get a diamond-encrusted key of sorts that plugs into the computer to turn it on, making it the most expensive key you'll ever lose. So what are you waiting for? Everyone's gonna be wanting one of these! — Adam Frucci

Luvaglio, via GizMag