Hey buddy, in case you were somehow unaware, you're pretty annoying when you're drunk. You get all loud, you think your jokes are hilarious, and, worst of all, you get it in your head that you're God's gift to women. Guess what? You'll realize the error of your ways in the morning, but that won't stop you from making a fool out of yourself tonight.

If you don't think you're annoying enough when you drink, why don't you drop $66 on this Talking Butler to really put you over the edge? It clips on the top of your wine bottle and keeps track of how wasted you're getting. It then hilariously spouts off little catchphrases and makes fun of you for drinking! What a delight! Personally, I can be obnoxious without a precious $66 gadget, but not everyone is as talented as I. — Adam Frucci

Via New Launches