USB-powered eye mask, and I'm sick of this trend

Another day, another ill-conceived USB-powered heater gadget from the Far East. I'll be honest, I'm running out of ways to spin products from this new and doubtlessly idiotic niche market, so I'll just cut to the chase here.

This is an eye warmer that is powered by USB. If you have cold eyes or a cold face, you can plug this into your computer and finally get some relief. Yes, it's like a hot water bottle but without the water and it's plugged into your computer for some reason. It will make you look like a pretty serious jackass, no matter how cold your precious face is.

Only $17! Buy now!

Thanko, via Gizmodo