Defending the world, one desktop at a time

We all have them — days at work when rearranging paperclips, drawing cartoons of your boss, and walking to and from the vending machine occupies the majority of your time. Now you can take office boredom and aggravating your coworkers to a whole new level.

For $40, aim and attack anyone who annoys or offends you during office hours using the USB Missile Launcher. Standing 7 inches tall and complete with three foam darts, the Launcher comes with software that enables you to use your PC's keyboard or mouse to maneuver your weapon 180° horizontally and 45° up. It also provides protection against stapler-stealing enemies, as long as they stand within 5 to 8 feet of the battle zone. It's the most personal form of homeland security.

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