Southpaws have it rough. Everything is made for right-handed people, so if you want to drive a stick shift, write on a spiral bound notebook, or use a can opener you're at a serious disadvantage. And computer mice, they're all nice and ergonomic… if you're right handed.
While no, we don't live in a wonderful fantasy world where Ned Flanders opened a store for lefties, there is some good news for those of you out there who struggle daily with the crippling disease of left-handedness. This mouse has a switch on it that flips the right and left mouse buttons, so you just need to move the mouse to the other side of the keyboard when a lefty comes over to check his email. Sure, you could just fiddle with the mouse settings on your computer to do the same thing, but this one has a switch! Hot damn! All this can be yours for a mere $22.