There's nothing like a couple of vibrating fingers to get you through a long work day

You may be working a few too many hours if you need to get one of these. Although it may look it, this little thing isn't promoting peace. Rather it's a little personal massager, designed to ease the stress in your hands and face after a marathon session of data entry or whatever other grueling work your cubicle overlords have you laboring over. Just plug it into your USB port and it'll get its sweet, muscle-relaxing vibrations going for you. I'm not sure how great two fingers poking into your face will feel, but you have a much smaller chance of getting slapped with a sexual harassment charge using this than by asking a coworker for a massage. They're selling this to poor, pathetic salarymen in Japan for $12.50 now.

Via New Launches