Star Wars flash drives coming; try to remain calm

Attention nerds! Do you like Star Wars? Do you like electronic gadgets? Do you like electronic gadgets in the shape of popular Star Wars characters? You're so predictable. Mimoco plans to get rich off your little obsession, releasing a limited edition run of Star Wars character USB flash drives right into your sweaty, grabby hands next January with the first one available for preorder now. It's in the shape of Darth Vader, a character I'm going to go ahead and assume you're familiar with if you're reading a gadget blog on SciFi.com. Three more characters from the franchise will be announced at a later date, and you can try to guess which ones they'll be to win them all in a contest on the Mimoco site. The drives come in 1, 2, and 4 GB flavors for $80, $120, and $170, respectively. The first 500 preorders will get an OMG free Darth Vader button, so you'd better hurry or they'll run out of buttons!