When I was in my third year of college, I was constantly resetting my alarm clock because I had a lab at 8 a.m. on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays, but nothing till 11:00 on Tuesdays and Thursdays. And weekends? Fuhgeddaboudit. I have to admit, a Neverlate alarm clock would have some in handy, since you can program a different wake-up time for every day of the week on this baby. The snooze interval is customizable, too — pick your reprieve to last anywhere from a single minute to half an hour. There's even a nap timer that you can engage when you just want to rest up for a bit when you get home, but need to wake up in time to go out that evening. Just fire it up and you're covered, and none of your alarm settings are affected. Okay, yeah, it's not as much fun as, say, chasing your alarm clock around the room or hanging it from your ceiling, but you've gotta love that classic pudgy chrome-and-black design, and the extra heft should help make the radio sound decent. Your customized waking experience is available over at ThinkGeek for $35. — Peter Pachal