Been longing for a long-range taser? I think you're out of luck on that score, but maybe the MegaZooka will quench your thirst for unconventional weaponry. The toy gun shoots a blast of air toward whatever you aim it at, giving off a loud pop when fired. The MegaZooka owes a debt to Robert Boyle for its workings, using a triggered membrane to force air toward the "barrel." Since the front of the gun is smaller than the back, the pressure increases and the air is forced out rapidly. Man, when did this become 3-2-1 Contact? At any rate, we have no doubt that your unsuspecting targets will be greatly amused when hit, and probably even want to take you to the bar an buy you a drink. Think of the friends you'll make and the money you'll save! The $25 toy will pay for itself in no time. — Peter Pachal