Good news for all you sneaky perverts out there: James Bond-esque spy glasses are now available for your unscrupulous needs. Featuring a tiny camera between the eyes, the camera runs its video down wires into the small viewing device that you keep in your pocket, ready and waiting for later ogling. And because spy glasses would be useless if it was obvious there was a camera attached to your head, they slyly hide that video camera in a pair of slick, stylish circa-1994 wraparound shades. And don't worry, no one will notice two wires sprouting from your glasses and running down the back of your shirt — that isn't conspicuous at all. These seem to be available only for wholesale purchase by stores and distributors, but if you really, really want them I'm sure you can figure out a way to procure a pair.