It's never too early to start teaching your kids about the importance of always being available to superiors, which is why it's so nice to see the Fuse Box available, a sort of Blackberry Jr. for the future desk jockey set. Connecting to any Wi-Fi network, the Fuse Box allows kids to send each other text messages. There's no email functionality or anything like that, but text messaging seems like it should be enough for kids. Best of all, once you buy the thing for $70 there are no fees for sending messages, which should save you some coin. Now all you need to do is get those lazy kids to finish the spreadsheets in time for the sales meeting. That data doesn't enter itself, children.