If you've been the guy in your town that goes to work on his Segway every day for the past few years, the novelty has probably worn off by now. Time to upgrade, my friend. The Levitating Hover Scooter gives you everything that was attention-grabbing about the Segway and adds the power of a hovercraft, sure to wow the entire town all over again. Costing a mere $17,000 and available in four sporty colors, the Hover Scooter will get you to the office in style. Show off your wild side as you zip along at a top speed of 15 mph, but also show the kids that safety comes first by always giving yourself at least 20 feet to glide to a stop. Be sure to keep your gas card on you, as a full tank of unleaded will last you only about an hour, but honestly it would be pretty surprising if you made it a full hour without getting beat up. It's available online now from purveyors of all things sensible and practical, Hammacher Schlemmer.