Impress the natives with the solar safari hat

This summer, remember that it's important to keep cool while out in the heat. "Cool," of course has multiple definitions, two of which are keeping a comfortable temperature and being fashionable or "with it." If only one of those meanings really matters to you, might we recommend this solar safari hat? Combining all that is hip about safari hats with cutting-edge solar-panel and fan technology, the solar safari hat harnesses the power of the Sun to keep sweat off your forehead and women's numbers out of your phone. Available online now for a mere $60, it promises to keep those jungle expeditions comfortable or, alternatively, will embarrass the hell out of your kids whenever you go out in public with them.