Tikis, those carved wooden heads that people pick up as souvenirs when they're on vacation in Hawaii, can really add some spice to your home, apartment, or family dining establishment. A Tiki with glowing eyes that pulsate along with your music, well, that would take your atmosphere to a whole new level. Luckily for you, traveling to Hawaii isn't necessary to get such a rare and mystical item. You can just order a USB Tiki V3 online from a guy in Chicago who is really, really into Tikis. Your new conversation piece/paperweight stands 15 inches tall and plugs into the USB port on your computer to channel the spirit of your music. If you don't want to ruin the feng shui of your pad by putting it near your computer, picking up a USB-to-AC adapter at Radio Shack will give Tiki the freedom it so desires. There are only four of these hand-carved beauties in existence, so you'd better plunk down your $170 ASAP before you incur the wrath of the home-decorating gods. — Adam Frucci

Obey the USB Tiki V3, via Gizmodo