Here’s something surprising and fun for you female Hobbit and Lord of the Rings fans out there: sexy attire inspired by the very books and films you so love. I bet you never thought you'd see the day, but it's here at long last! Form fitting ‘Middle Earth’ dresses and leggings abound on Black Milk Clothing, a company that really knows how to make geek look good. These garments are available for online purchase and guys, maybe the lady in your life would enjoy something a little unique this Valentine’s Day, whaddya say?
My particular favorite is the “You Shall Not Pass Dress.” It’s funny and cute, can’t beat that. And if you want to add a little extra drama to the whole ensemble, you could always recite Gandalf’s fateful lines:
You cannot pass! I am a servant of the Secret Fire, wielder of the Flame of Anor. The dark fire will not avail you, Flame of Udun! Go back to the shadow. You shall not pass!
It sure makes me chuckle. Now, the dresses go for $110 Australian Dollars and the leggings are $85 AUD, so that's about $116 here in the US for a dress and roughly $90 for leggings. That’s steep for sure, but they’re also pretty darn unique. Seriously, where else are you going to find an “Off to Battle” bathing suit featuring Aragorn or “Middle Earth Map” leggings? Check out the video below for footage of the models wearing the attire and wielding other accoutrements during a photo shoot.